Captain-Rachel

gyzym:

hill-hill-hill:

Thank you, Sam.

( Seriously, I want a Cap belly warmer. )

SCREAMING. PLEASE.

Steve shows up to an Avengers meeting in August wearing a red white and blue scarf that hangs down nearly to his knees, with little pieces of yarn sticking out anywhere there’s a color change. When Tony stares, Steve shrugs. “Bucky hasn’t figured out how to weave in ends yet,” he says, toying with one of the errant pieces. “Pretty good though, right?” 

Tony says nothing. Tony’s not sure there’s anything to say, except, maybe, that knitting needles sound pretty fucking dangerous in the hands of the Winter Soldier. 

In September, Natasha pulls her tablet out of a black knit pouch with red edging; in October, Sam’s wearing a pair of thick grey fingerless gloves, little black wings adorning the tops. Clint comes home one day November wearing deep purple arm warmers, and a few days later Bruce walks by wearing the exact same ones in green. By December, Thor’s storing Mjolnir in a little silver knitted sack, and when Steve and Bucky show up for the Christmas party in matching handmade sweaters, holding hands and generally looking much more like something out of an adorable Hallmark commercial than Tony would’ve guessed upon meeting Barnes six months ago, he has to admit it: he’s hurt. 

"I am not hurt," he hisses at Pepper, when she finds him sulking. "I am — confused. And! Cold! If Barnes is going to knit things for the entire team then, I mean, whatever, I don’t care. I’m just saying, it’s not exactly fair, is it? Everyone getting something and me—” 

"Tony," Pepper interrupts, giving him her gentlest exasperated eyeroll, "Bucky left something for us in the foyer." 

It’s a blanket, as it turns out, red and gold striped. Pepper wraps around her shoulders immediately and refuses to give back, even when Tony tugs her into a kiss and tries to use the distraction to steal it off her. It looks awesome, though, and it feels pretty damn comfortable for the, like, eight seconds Tony gets his hands on it before Pepper sails away, still wearing it around her shoulders. Huh.

Tony sidles up to Steve at the next Avengers meeting. “Hey,” Tony says, “you were right: your boy’s pretty good with a needle. You think he could make a hat that says ‘War Machine Rox,’ spelled with an X? I need a good birthday present for Rhodey.”

Steve beams at him. 

reapersun:

~uhhhhhhhhh click for uh weird dubconish demon satanic sort of o-verse nsfw lolwow~
"H-honestly… I was expecting a… succubus…"

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himynameisjesyblue:

dramalibrarian:

firecloud42:

Sailor Avengers

drawn by JEI

So much awesome.
…Would that make Luna and Artemis a sort of double team Nick Fury?

Luna is Fury…. Artemis is Maria Hill.

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

thequeerunderthestairs:

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM ALL JESUS CHRIST

look at the one just sitting all proper on the couch

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

thequeerunderthestairs:

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM ALL JESUS CHRIST

look at the one just sitting all proper on the couch

fuckyeahbuckynatasha:

Art Commission by the amazing ironfries

fuckyeahbuckynatasha:

Art Commission by the amazing ironfries

death-by-lulz:

He said if he ran in those shoes, they’d fall off.
Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

death-by-lulz:

He said if he ran in those shoes, they’d fall off.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

adventuresoncehad:

The snuggle is real. 

adventuresoncehad:

The snuggle is real. 

bvckyybarness:

I’m with you till the end of the line.

This is literally the worst parallel to ever parallel in the history of parallels, I mean are you fucking kidding me.

I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

somethingfangirly:

abadoom:

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

IN THE MUSICAL EPISODE OF SUPERNATURAL

DEAN WILL STILL BE A DEMON

A

DANCING

DEMON

image

image

(x)

Slow clap for the Buffy fandom